ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
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