you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
He? As in you personified your dick?
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