he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
You're like the curious george of whores
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
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He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
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I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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