So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
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I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
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Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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