dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I touched a dick in church today
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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