she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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