I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
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Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
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I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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