Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
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