The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
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