Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Randomize
