I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
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announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
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I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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