You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
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