Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
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dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
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Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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