btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
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There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
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Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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