you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk