I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
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I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
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Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends