I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
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He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
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If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.