I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now