Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
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It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
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He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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