Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
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We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
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The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
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