Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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