i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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