Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
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she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
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SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
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