And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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