Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
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He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
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You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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