We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
