She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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