I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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