Already got asked if we're dating
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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