Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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