Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
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