You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
That was before I lit my hair on fire
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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