Duck Duck Cougar?
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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