Three words: puerto rican gang bang
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
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