Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
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there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
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Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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