But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
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Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
You're like the curious george of whores
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
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I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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