Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
We got so high we made milksteak
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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