yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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