Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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