You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Randomize
