They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
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