Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
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I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
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im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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