Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
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For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
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I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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