dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
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WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
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I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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