I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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