Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
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Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
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I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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