I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
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Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
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He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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