been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Houston, we have a blender
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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