I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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