Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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