too bad you live with your parents still
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
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i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
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What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
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