yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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