please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
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