Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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