god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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