So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
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She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
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He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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