Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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