David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
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is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
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Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.