p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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